chlostars:

my fave overheard on campus moment of all time was the two guys who sat behind me in pop culture theory

as class was starting one of them was like “so… do you want a blowjob after this” in a rly bored voice, and then the second guy was like [pause][dejected sigh] “yes”

dottysdokis:

dottysdokis:

welcome to the Murdersex zine, a zine celebrating all things sex and murder. but um. we don’t want to romanticize it or anything so don’t make your submissions too murdersexy. we will do extensive background checks on all applicants and if we decide a past work of yours has too much sexy murder we’ll have to remove you, sorry. we have limits, you know, we want a tasteful gory spread you could put on your coffee table, and having the Wrong people in it would kill the vibe (and we condemn all killing! wholeheartedly!)

i love how this post picks up whenever something like this happens again

polartss:

One of many third book makeouts 🫡

showmeyourfoxhole:

Ok, can we please please please talk about the fact that Neil canonically is just the teensiest bit grossed out by the taste of cum?

Because, like, I know a lot of people like to imagine Neil and Andrew’s sex life like they’re two puzzle pieces fitting perfectly together. And I get it? There’s something that’s so good about the trope where everything just falls into place magically once you find the right person. 

But for me? Oh my god, give me awkward at sex, demi!Neil. Give me a Neil who has never, not ONCE in his whole life, spent time thinking about what he might/might not be into and is being thrown into the deep end of the pool and now has to go through all the parts of sex that are weird and strange instead. Give me a Neil who learns the hard way what he does and doesn’t like in bed.

Imagine Neil giving head for the first time and not feeling sexy at all. Imagine him overthinking all of it and wondering how long is too long for Andrew not to cum. Should it be going faster? Slower? Deeper? Use more tongue or his hands? Imagine him starting to do just whatever Andrew does for him and then panicking about it because what if Andrew knows he’s just copying his moves?? Is it embarrassing to do that? HE DOESN’T KNOW!

And then Andrew finally cums in his mouth and (points to the quote above) it actually kind of grosses him out a little? It’s warm and bitter and a touch salty, and suddenly he has all this cum sitting in his mouth, and he doesn’t know what to do with it because Andrew usually swallows, and he guesses that’s the polite thing to do, but for some reason he just locks up.

I love thinking about Andrew taking one look at his face and reading him to filth. And maybe he reaches for his T-shirt or a towel and holds it up and tells Neil, “Spit,” because what is this idiot doing?

And Neil’s looking around because no, no, it’s fine! REALLY! And Andrew just keeps his hand out like an impatient pet owner trying to get their dog to drop whatever’s in their mouth, so even though it’s so embarrassing and a little gross and awkward, Neil ends up spitting it out into Andrew’s tee.

I love thinking about little moments like this, where Neil is genuinely taken aback or has no clue what to do and gets to just be a super awkward virgin with Andrew. And what I think is so fun about this is that Andrew gets to be the grounding presence for him through all of it. You don’t like the taste of cum? Not a big deal, dummy, just spit it out. No one’s forcing you to swallow. 

God I could eat this flavor of Andreil with a fucking spoon.

nich0k:

real

rvb-fuckability:

Red vs Blue Fuckability, Round 2 Poll 3

Who is more fuckable?

Agent Texas

Agent South

See Results

Can I have both?

lunamarvels:

Thought this song was pretty fitting 🔪 god the knife flip is sooo hot

If he did that in front of me I’d be completely at his mercy

ciricearts:

ciricearts:

never too late

lettaniko:

Finally finished this piece after months of reworking. Far from perfect, but I’m glad it’s done. Inspired by the amazing Bruno Redondo, Dan Mora, and especially Dexter Soy.

enilehtnorevol:

ATLA AU book one: water (6/?)

vexwerewolf:

“They go to SEX CLUBS and pretend to be DOGS!”

Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person

nenehyuuchiha:

perennimal:

Nobody loves denji like pochita loves denji

patheticfangirl:

Schlocktober: A Fake Event Where Anything Goes

While other people are out here dropping Kinktober prompt lists with 9000 stipulations, I bring you this.

It’s not a real October event, but it could be if you believe. The prompts are here for anyone to enjoy anyway.

Why “schlock”?

It means trash/junk, and that’s the quality of content I’m striving for with these prompts. It’s also fun to say.

But, y'know, if you want to take a prompt and turn it into a masterpiece of a whumpy longfic, go for it.

What fandom is this for?

Whatever fandom you want.

What ships can I write/draw?

Any of them.

Even [my fandom’s most despised ship]?

Especially [your fandom’s most despised ship].

What if I want to combine prompts? What if I want to write or draw things out of order? What if…

Go for it.

Are crossovers okay?

Do. Whatever. You. Want.

What if I want to create something problematic?

Send me the fucking link.

What does [prompt] mean?

You tell me. It’s all open to interpretation.

Are there any rules at all?

Sure.

1. No AI use. If you need an LLM to write your schlock for you, consider a long walk off a short pier. If you need it to do your editing for you, use a beta reader instead. A stick figure drawn on the back of a napkin is better than soulless AI art.
2. Tag appropriately. ‘Creator Chose Not to Use Archive Warnings’ means anything goes. 'No Archive Warnings Apply’ means your work is guaranteed not to contain any of the major archive warnings (non-con, major character death, graphic violence, or underage sex).
3. No irl bigotry. Your characters can be problematic as all get out, but if you try to post a weird pro-JK Rowling essay or something you’re not going in the collection, bud. Don’t kill the vibes.

What are the vibes?

Just have fun.

But other people are having fun wrong!

Shut the fuck up.

Are you going to be doing this?

Probably not.

How do I participate?

There’s an ao3 collection right here:

Schlocktober on ao3

Otherwise, just hashtag #schlocktober or something, idk. I don’t expect anyone to actually do this.

Text version of the prompts under the cut.

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